Saturday, April 9, 2011

Urine the Money...

In this new "green" age conservation is all important. In the interest of saving water many a human might be tempted to allow the "yellow to mellow", as it were. Well, for a pair of Swedish bank robbers, the practice of leaving their No. 1 behind, has landed them in deep No. 2 (story here)!

The two thieves attempted to rob a bank in Copenhagen, Denmark by hiding in it's vault overnight. In between ghost stories and doing each other's hair they relieved themselves in plastic bottles. Come morning when the employees opened the vault the robbers fled the scene with empty bladders and packs full of loot. However, they neglected to bring their leavings with them. DNA taken from the...um..."evidence" left behind led to the arrest of one of the bandits. The second criminal and the loot have yet to be recovered.

Here's hoping he keeps his nose, and his HANDS clean.

- Back in Black. Your's truly,
Brackish

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