Down In Front! I Can't See Armageddon!

We all know how hard it is to get a good seat.  You stand in line and wait...and wait....aaaaannnd WAIT!  Then when you get inside the theater the only open seats where you feel comfortable sitting are in the middle of the row and you have to push by a phalanx of concert goers, all with food and no space to avoid stepping on their feet.  You no sooner sit down, when you have an overpowering urge to go to the bathroom.  So not wanting to miss a single note of music you strain for a few moments invoking the powers of your mind over your feeble matter, but it's no use.  You get up, do a tap dance on the feet of the people sitting next to you to get to the aisle, and head for the restroom.  Once relieved, you head back into that tangled mass of humanity only to find someone has taken your recently relinquished seat.

At least that's how I imaging it would be if I had a bladder, but I digress.

It would seem that ever since the Kid declared he was going to make a big comeback someday, people have be clamoring to get a front row seat at the End of Days Concert.  Jewish believers, so discontent with His first show, refuse to even acknowledge it.  The want to treat the Second Coming as His First. 

Critics.

Anyhoo, this has lead to the strange situation concerning the real estate around the area known as the Temple Mount, where it is believed the Kid will make his big entrance.  The Jerusalem Post relates the story of an unusual deal over a piece of real estate that stipulates that when the Messiah comes the ownership will revert to the original seller (story here).

That's a die hard fan!  I wonder how much the concert T-shirts will cost?

the Eternal Celine Dion fan,

Brackish