Currency and Rice

The State Bank of India has reported the unprecidented theft of over ten million rupees which is roughly equal to about $214,000.  They do have a list of suspects, but they are numerous and devilishly hard to catch.

They are termites (story here).

Apparently the bank officials originally tried to keep this quiet, but the new manager kept hearing tiny "burps" followed by tiny "excuse me's" and couldn't ignore the problem.  Upon inspecting the currency chests all they found was colorful dust. 

All I can say is I hope they pay the Orkin man with a credit card.

-- Brackish